Check out our collection of good and highly effective Text rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make an impact on a women! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about text, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.
6 Best Working Pickup Lines about Text
A good Text hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !
Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated,
I guess you’re just too hot for tinder🥵
This works better over text
What does abcdefghijklmnopqrstvwxyz and me have in common?
We’re both missing u.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you
You were in the hottest singles this week
Sorry to text you so early in the day
But my parents did ask me to focus on my future this morning ;)
How to respond to "you up" text
Something funny/clever i like this person
I just want to text wrap my arms around you.
Working short text pickup lines to impress a girl
Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about text are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Guys i need some help!!
Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!
Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.
thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!
Ukw it feels like to get a text from crush?
(replying to last text) just like how I felt when I recieved this.
I just had a cashier ask me for my number
I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.
So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.
She asked "Does your phone work?"
I answered "Yes."
She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"
I said "I'll pay with credit...."
My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me o**....
Tahani: It’s not about who you know. Enlightenment comes from within. The Dalai Lama texted me that.
Do you know how to send a mirror through text? I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.
text Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Should I text you tomorrow morning, or do you want me to wake you up with my kisses?
Katy: I know this is crazy, but I’m going to text you.
I have finally found my link to you, and that anchor text is 'Soul Mate'
Can I have your number? So I could text you before I deliver my package to your home.
Here’s my number. Text me when you’re ready to date.
Math pickup line
So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.
I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.
Hey what’s written on your shirt
*they say whatever text is on their shirt*
I was wondering if I can read it in Braille?
text Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder
Try using funny and charming Text conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.
Hey, I think we’re ready, do you wanna have texts with me?
No n**... texts, I gotta give straight to your face. (Truth Hurts)
I need glasses to read you.
Because your text is fiiine.
Best First Text To Girls On Dating App
I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it.
What are someof your best pickup lines for girls on a dating app ?
No nude texts, I gotta give straight to your face.
When a girl leaves me on read
When a girl leaves me on read, What are the **funny things to text** to turn the flaky girl around?
Here are the texts I came up with:
- Hey you seem busy (**Pros**: Non-needy **Cons**: Not funny nor interesting)
- How many guys are you texting :)? (**Pros**: A bit interesting because this could be true **Cons**: Slightly needy)
Please let me know your go-to text line When girl leaves you on read
So i got this girl number how how should i text her number to make her smile we just met each and she’s younger “we’re in high school nothing freaky”
Any tips ?
Snarky response to: Why are people attracted at restricted things, topics and objects?
She texted me first, sent me this as a frist text
“Call to action”
I need people to keep me accountable. I am using the natural program, by max. It would be cool to keep each other accountable, before approaching women. It’s cool practice to talk to each other to get in a talking vibe, before approaching women. My number is +15753139675. Please! Text me your name or PUA name. I need to be social before talking to women. My name is Armondo
You are my UPPER, My MAX, My BASE, One TEXT gives me CONFIDENCE for DAYS, So I please let me ASC you on a DATE
Hey, according to a recent study, letter U and I are most common typos while texting.
Because "U" and "I" are really close.
Roses are red, Violets are sorta blue..
I’d really like to have a drink with you.
Hydrangeas can be purple, carnations can be green,
You’re the cutest, that I’ve truly ever seen.
Marigolds are yellow, daisies are white,
You could come home with me, if you play your cards right.
Flowers grow in dirt, they don’t grow in sand,
And if you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand.
Plants grow in water, and not in the rock,
Don’t hesitate to text, and I’ll entertain your... flock.
;)
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A good text Pickup Lines for Bumble
Using good and smooth Text hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.
Hey girl are you a text book
Because you sure are thick and stuffed with knowledge
A cheesy one!
This years sucky, my days are blue.
But they get a whole lot better when there's a text from you!
Are you a text from a close friend?
Cause I want to wake up to you every morning
All texting and online game stuff here ..
Hi all of you're looking for any texting course pm me for details.
Are you from Texts?
Cause I'd like to take a ride in the land down under
Lol ok I beleive you
A witty reply for the above text. Someone please
I want you like JFK wanted a car with a roof
Bottom text
Are you top text
Because im a bottom text
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.
I'd like to take you out for texting and scones.
Do u like me? Text '1′ for 'Yes,' '2′ for 'No.
Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me.
Your text vibration pattern is 'heartbeat' because every time you text me, mine skips a beat.
Girl, when you don't text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.
Why didn't I text you back? Because I already knew what you were going to say.
Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Text love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using flirty Text jokes to someone you haven’t even met yet.
